January 2010
Dress Me UP.
ATS: [to all] What should I wear tomorrow night? I want to look HOT!
ES: DO NOT WEAR A BLAZER! We need to do a blazer intervention.
EF: Ya, you wear way too many blazers...and too much black!
ES: So no blazers, no headbands, no black!
ATS: Guy's that's my ENTIRE closet.
I cooked dinner last night... I didn't burn the...
All I can think about is sunshine and summer. It...
From one single gal to another...
The universe is split into two distinct groups. These two groups are interrelated for each culture. They are the singles… and the couples. From Paris to Australia to Mumbai and eventually to the Midwest these particular groups show no race or age gap. There is not a fight whether one is neither right nor wrong. There are just two groups, and forever they will be divided.
Love can be incredible,...
Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
– Nicole Richie (via emilybarton) (via thedailycourtney)
Daily email gsup
CAF: And not only am I the least qualified person in America to throw a baby shower, I am the least qualified to ever handwrite anything.
ATS: So your saying the party is going to turn out like an episode on jersey shore?
A few tidbits with your afternoon caffeine...
Yesterday an endorsed check blew out of my car while I was at the bank. I never found it.
The end of “Gatecrashers” was stupid.
Eric Daman’s book was not what I expected, but I love it.
[Anonymous] Blogger needs to hire a stylist ASAP.
I hate: Jon Gosselin, Heidi Pratt, and Octomom so much that I will not buy a mag if they are featured.
Tiger Woods is a huge moron. [No, I...
I don’t design clothes. I design dreams.
– Ralph Lauren
I seriously am in shock that I am WILLING to admit...
…but I’ve really been looking for some cheap shorts for spring. I stumbled upon Abercrombie & Fitch yesterday and went in for the first time in ohhhh I’d say four years. So I bought two pairs of shorts…. for a mere 18 bones…. all together. Can I bargain shop or what? I’m the bomb.
xoA
Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the...
– Kevin Arnold
She looked like a baked potato!
– Chelsea Handler on Giuliana Rancic at the Golden Globes